when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person



Fred: Okay team let’s split up

Me: *worries for the wellbeing of shaggy and scooby*

exclusive footage of lady gaga absorbing tony bennet’s soul live

Title: Monster Verse
Artist: Nicki Minaj
Played: 88900 times


A threshold moment in human evolution


#hey itunes instead of making all of us get the u2 album how about make a skip to nicki’s verse button  

“They’re like, 12” — The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via assguard)


Photo by Mambu Bayoh (x)



im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

“'arreh, can I borrow a hair thing?” — zayn, probably. (via knouis)


"What time is it?"

"Time for you to get a watch!" 

*gunshots* *sCREAMING*